I’m feeling an unexpected but nearly cosmic sense of wonder that feminism might actually have a chance. And I have absolutely no problem with it going down exactly like this.

I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if they found Weinstein in one of his fancy cars, in a closed garage, with the motor running.

I don’t think there is a way. If you look at the staff writer’s list of “followers” even they seem to be stuck with them. As long as they don’t bother you or mess with your activity here, just ignore them.

The fact that they didn’t is a testament to this guy’s immense power. I hope people will address this with as much anger as we are feeling toward his “silent partners.”

Is there any day of the week that this would not be as farkin awful as Friday? Sunday maybe? When we are already holding our breath for Monday’s usual catastrophes?

Phrase: “Murderous Rage.”

No. He really has never. Never ever, and it’s terrifying.

Haha! dems in a dither. That’s downright poetic. Alliteration too! Impressive.

So the dude writing these for him is also illiterate.. Seriously, I hope I live long enough to see the biopic.

I am, er...frequently asked to rate my anxiety level from a 1 to a 10, ten being the worst. Today?

That’s fine. But please try white vinegar first. Bleach is bad, and this way you’ll smell like a tossed salad instead of a restroom at Hardees.

I am bad bad bad bad bad.

Also, Ivanka may be using vocabulary flashcards, but she has to hold them at crotch level.

PLEASE. Someone start meme-ing this?

“covfefe”

I just want to hear him SAY it. You know he Can’t.

He used the word “apoplectic.” Someone is writing these for him.

Yes. I was puzzled by this questions. It has pretty much become an enormous cottage industry.

This reminds me of that old joke. “There should be mirrors on every urinal that say ‘Objects may look larger than they appear’.”

Oh god, I LOVE that story, haha! Did you have a beagle than went AHH-OOOOOOOoooooo!? Or is that some other breed?