I'm so sorry your baby wasn't healthy. It's okay to want your baby back at the same time you have a great professional opportunity. You will probably always want your baby back, even as other happy events occur in your life. With time, you will find room for other emotions while still keeping the memories of your…

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Getting my cat is the best decision I ever made. There is nothing like a cuddly fuzz ball to come home to (I mean, my cat is brat who only cuddles on her terms, but in general ...). The good thing about cats is that they take care of themselves while you are away. As a kitten, my cat was really clingy and always…

Mary and Max. A charming, heartbreaking claymation (on Netflix Instant). The summary will sound unbearably quirky—ignore that. It's really worth a watch.

That poor cat, that whole tip is predicated on laziness. I sincerely hope that the litter box is cleaned more than once a week, as the video implies. There is so much wrong with that video. First, don't use liners... then the box wouldn't even be necessary. Liners only get caught on your cat's claws (I understand…

Gods pencil. The Pentel P205 and family. However, the P203 was my favorite.

BOBBY ALWAYS WINS PISSED OFF CAT CONTEST, YOU HEAR?

My mother was this way. I think she still is, even though I'm 24 YEARS OLD, WOMAN.

If it was me, I would never post a video on the internet that clearly showed how messy my house was, cute kitten be damned. Girls, clean up that living room!

A cat panting is a cat in distress. Not funny.

I hate "what are you thinking?" The answer is usually "LITERALLY NOTHING I AM JUST STARING INTO SPACE FOR 5 SECONDS" but nobody ever believes me.

I believe you have just hit upon the root of my Do Not Engage policy. I like a drama-free, low-maintenance lifestyle.

WhatWHAT? But, how is that drama? If you don't out him and butt into the whole thing more, there isn't enough drama in it.

I saw her in front of my building the other day!

Is Vodka going to be the main character? If yes, I accept. If no, I will have to think about it.

This is how you know you live in a city. You see a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba, and all you can think is, "Fuck, look at that counter space."

Add a beaten egg. Unless you don't eat eggs.

I saw The Weir this afternoon at the Irish Rep. It was probably one of the best plays I've ever seen. Really wonderful.