This sounds really stupid, but why are you concerned about him getting angry? Are you worried that he might get violent? Or are you worried about making him feel bad? If it's the later, just let him get angry. Stay calm, stay focused on his gaming habits. You are not going to be able to talk to him about this in…

I definitely did not waste the last 30 minutes figuring out how to make a Spotify alarm clock for my computer instead of doing what I'm actually supposed to be doing. No, I definitely did not do that.

Oh, I'm sorry. I've lost a cat before, too. I dealt with it by crying for a week. You'll be ok. Think happy memories with her, and cherish the time you had together.

I'm SO glad you asked! Nobody ever asks. Whoever was initiated into the Cult of Sapphos first gets to wear the black lingerie. If the lesbians were both initiated at the same drunken college party or if they both feel that they were, to use a phrase, "born that way," then they trade off the lingerie unless, of course,…

My cat is snuggled up on my left side, my in-laws' neurotic chihuahua is snuggled up on my right side. My physical presence is the only thing preventing full-scale war here.

Ahaha! Compare to now, when most mothers would KILL for their children to become doctors. And then settle down with a lawyer.

My Smith-educated, Columbia MBA mother suggested that to me as well. 3 months ago. I love my mother, but sometimes I just have to laugh.

Soak the hard water deposits in vinegar and they should dissolve or get soft enough to be scrubbed off. Soaking a rag in the vinegar and laying it on the offending areas works well. Re-vinegar the rags as necessary. This can take hours, but it works on hard water deposits better than anything else. Soap scum is a…

Use a razor blade to scrape it off, scrub it with Comet, then use a clear car wax to seal it.

My mom didn't get in to medical school in 1965 because they only let one woman at the school she applied to in a year and someone political got the spot. She went to NIH instead and was a biochemist (with publications in Nature as second or third author in the days there only a few) for eight years. When she…

THE DOCTORDONNA.

Listen, I had to look through your commenting history to make sure you weren't trolling. That's how bad it is.

Seriously report that evening to the police as assault, because that's what it is.

(I've been in crappy situations with men before, but not that bad. I understand that you probably have low self-esteem, but…

For all of you who are concerned about this cat, this video seems to show the same cat (white long-haired cat, uploaded by the same user etc), and he/she seems to be doing just fine. The owners seem to really dote on him/her.

Well, that was...something, all right. Nothing that appealed to me personally, but...well, I'm sure I'm not even in the same ballpark as the target demographic.

Oh dear god. That is wrong on numerous levels.

I love how from the waist up, she looks like she's headed to a business meeting. But from the waist down? A 1980's mime troop.

And Florida being weird again! I'm not sure why she wore a blazer and those damn pants. I don't think I could prance with a mile long camel toe.

I often wondered that too. Here in the south (Houston) the cicadas were a signal that it is now FUCKING HOT outside. Every year.

What if the atrocity that was committed WAS the new countertops?