No worries, Ernie Grunfeld is still here to guide this ship along.

Definitely didn’t expect Brad Beal to turn into Eric Gordon.

It’s be a much bigger problem if they were ever on the court at the same time.

Its an evil plant. Thats why I do my part by smoking. I’m just trying to quell the coming revolution.

Definitely watch the 30 for 30 on Strawberry and Gooden if you get a chance. It’s pretty evident that there is something very wrong every time they interview Dwight and you can see the concern on Darryls face when they have their lunch at the diner. If anyone can help him, it’ll be Strawberry.

See right through that shit? No way. Our generation is the easiest to pander to. That is why targeted ads for millennialist are about feelings and emotions instead of actual products.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Urinetrouble

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

How does this make me more adequate as a man? I mean, this is a nice thought journal entry, but why is it published here?

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Well said. A line has to be made somewhere. That line will never be perfect, and never black and white. But I would rather it be made fair for 99% of the competitors, than for the 1%.

I hope your jersey said “QB Eagles” on the back

Yeah, that’s kind of like saying Donald Trump is awesome despite all the awful shit he stands for because he entertained a few drones on a TV series in the mid-to-late noughts.

Yes, Lance was great. The problem with being both great and a cheater is that it leaves open the eternal, unanswerable question of how much of what he accomplished did he do on his own, and how much was attributable to the cheats. The drugs, the blood doping, the rest. How much was him?

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Dissenting opinion: this take is stupid. Smacking down basement dwelling teenagers makes you a bully, and does not fill a journalistic void. Deadspin is best when it punches up, not down.

What the fuck did I just read?

Breaking news: The June 1986 issue of Baseball Digest has replaced Dale Sveum as manager of the Chicago Cubs.

31. Never leave your car with Dysktra.