It is ALWAYS about the money

Or, just imagine being a black person.

Here’s a conversation for you -

Brilliant. 2 rabbit balls last night, BTW.

Damn, beat me to it. +1 First Lady Daughter

You don’t mess with the Zlatan

Between #ChopOn and moving into a suburban stadium with limited public transportation, looks like the Braves are now America’s (Most Subtly Racist) Team. Perfect for our new president!

#rootedinOakland would be a tad more sincere if the Athletics weren’t trying to move to San Jose (only thing stopping them is the SF Giants’ territorial muscle-flexing).

See also: Europa League

And I thought this was the world’s largest sphincter...

Nothing involving Sidney Crosby over the last few days has been will ever be deemed worthy of a hearing by the NHL Department of Player Safety.

2 points:

Awesome, +7 years of college down the drain (yeah, I know it’s from Animal House, but I’m still drunk from celebrating the USA’s WBC win)

-1 ‘cause it’s not spelled the same, but +3.14159265359 for the second Welcome Back Kotter reference today! 

We’d better get Captain Louis Renault on this...

“NEWS YOU CAN’T USE”

I think the flagrant call was unnecessary, but justifiable.

I’m looking at the bright side, maybe this guy doesn’t drop F-bombs around his kids and doesn’t like it when other people do (even though this was the Super Bowl on TV, not that jerk Bob at the kids’ soccer game). Not the worst thing to be pissed about.

Substitute wine for beer and now you have Italians

I agree, it’s probably because he’s the face of The Masters more than anything else.