Early leader for “Whose Disgusting Baseball Chin Is This?”

Would that mean Ben Carson is Stanley? (I know, too easy)

Hmmm, Spicer, Sphincter, pass the habaneros!!

True statement. I hope the fans in Quebec City enjoy them!

You mean there’s not?

uhhh...massive dong...heh heh

Probably not, but her mother (my wife’s grandmother) went to her grave insisting the same thing!

It must be true because he saw Tucker Carlson talking about it!

This is good, I was getting really tired of crazy white guys dominating the fact-free universe. It’s about time we allowed African-Americans the same right to be stupid as the white supremacists & their enablers. Yay progress!

Now that’s a Hot-N-Ready take!

The best way to try and stop Malkin is to get him off his game by hitting him every chance you get. For a large man he doesn’t handle being on the receiving end of (legal & illegal) hits very will; if you do it often enough he’ll start running around looking to avenge earlier hits, possibly taking penalties, and…

If Omarosa replaces Spicer, the burning question is who replaces Melissa McCarthy on SNL? I propose Laverne Cox, that should frost Circus Peanut’s balls pretty good!

Yeah James went against his father over the Voom satellite service. Another son, Thomas Dolan, sued Cablevision for wrongful termination and settled for a $21 million.

Jim Dolan is just the latest in a long line of American Assholes (TM) who ride Daddy’s (or Granddaddy’s) business acumen/luck to a fortune they didn’t work for (see also: Donald Trump, George Steinbrenner, George W. Bush), and then throw their weight around and bully anyone who doesn’t kiss their ass.

Fuck Betsy DeVos, fuck Mike Pence, fuck Donald Trump, but most of all fuck Sens. Murkowski & Collins for voting for DeVos in committee (when voting against would’ve killed her appointment), and voting against her on the Senate floor (when they knew their votes would merely trigger Pence’s tie-breaking vote but not…

The timing of Julien’s firing immediately reminded me of when the Giants released Phil Simms; it was June 15, 1994, the day after the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.

Which tongue is placed deeper, Nolan’s in his cheek or Henninger’s in his own ass? Discuss.

Gee, it’s almost like there was some sort of Bat Signal to the racists that it’s OK to come out now!

Man, this is some load of shit:

Yeah, this. Maybe he should read up on Michelle Akers of the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team, one of the toughest athletes ever, male or female.