I just asked my David Wright bobble head if he would be considered better than Schmidt by the end of his career, he said yes.

Unless the show is about what exactly she did with her face, I'm not interested.

Woody as Schmidt was far superior

Bell's palsy called, and they want her to cut the shit.

I'm sure he's doing alright with that expedia.com money

And they would. Not. Stop. Screaming.

Absolutely people with degrees would work road crews and other manual labor before wal-mart. Wal mart pays minimum wage, road crews slightly more. The whole idea of this is to pay someone 100% to do something worthwhile as opposed to 60% to sit at home.

Lobsters I think the idea would be to pay them.

Please see my comment below about Joe Lieberman. This is the one good thing about how 2000 election turned out.

Dikachu, I can see how that would be frustrating. I enjoyed Colbert's not intended to be a factual statement tweets, but can see how that wouldn't be so funny if it were the senator from my state.

The droopy dog voice is a start. To really get the essence that is Joe Lieberman, you have to find some fresh roadkill, preferably a skunk. Feed someone, preferably obsese and with IBS, nothing but Chipotle burritos for 3 days, on the third day have the person plaster the dead skunk with excrement, maybe adding some…

Calling the Philly Nitrous Mafia to stop by skywalker ranch right now…

Wouldn't you raise more money if you auctioned off more than one per staff member? What you don't have time to play words with friends with 10 people? Not even, you know, for the kids?

I was going to reply with a link to the 5 people playing 'Somebody I used to know', but this came up in the sidebar and I… well shit

Swedish version? I dunno.

Keep using your browser.

Yes, Always

It's been a pretty dry spell since Joanie loves Chachi, but she's trying!

I'll go ask the Autodiabetat

Get up off my dick and help me find the DS tip for my iGo