That's crazy. If only they won for Blame Canada, they'd be right up there with Whoopi.

That dude is probably some kind of wizard/robot hybrid.

Also Vegimite is popular in Oz, while food that doesn't taste like shit is popular in US

Those be some pouty ass lips.

Merry Christmas, Shitter's Full.

I prefer the term GrILF.
3 Reasons.
1) Makes me think of cooking meat outdoors.
2) Mixed capitalization is always a plus.
3) Differentiates from Goats I'd Like to Fuck

Getting your skin flayed off with sharp razors is better than getting your skin flayed off with dull ones.

I knew I installed that UV lamp in my freezer for a good reason.

THIS IS THE REMIX!

Careful you don't want to actually think about The Event.

Why is there a gun by second base?

I dunno. Mitt's got about $210MM to his name. Using OJ Simpson as a bench mark, who got a two-fer deal at about $6MM, and adjusting for inflation, you're looking at about $4.5MM a head. I think the roots is an eight-piece plus jimmy, so you're looking at $40.5 for just them alone. I don't know how much of what Mitt…

Androids typically can make it through a skit without giggling like a school girl.

Yeah there were more dates, but it was all down hill from that already low point.

Calling things retard/ed are parts of my new england cultural heritage. And I will not change it for the life of me.

As much as I despise her, I agree they crossed a line. She was a guest on a show that gets people to watch it by the guests they have, and they disrespected her. If they mentioned her in a comedy segment and the band played the song, that is an entirely different story, and wholly acceptable. Also, funny.

Governor Whitman in her prime, hands down.

Yeah I took a girl to that on a first date. I knew what she was thinking when she said she loved the first one and didn't know they were making a sequel, but followed through anyway. Also it was the loudest theater in town.
/coolstory

I think if she doesn't drop it, she is going to see some serious Streisand effect-esque backlash. The only way this can survive a news cycle is if she pushes it herself. Then it will become the shit that sticks bad, and no matter how many times she drags her boot in gravel, then in grass, then in gravel again, it…

I know exactly what you mean, because there are very few fictional characters named Ted.