I took my wife to a bukake party the other day. You should've seen her face!

Sounds like you may need a specialist, not a GP.

Phrasing!

Very tasty post, Weaver

Buck up, Lindsay!
They're sure to make a new Tales from the Crypt movie soon.

I agree. I was hoping for it after reading the headline. And now I'm begging for it after seeing the picture. Cover some of that shit up.

I'm going to take this opportunity to say
Ledger never owned the Joker the way Hamill did.

Apparently Sean-O learned how to divide by zero. We're fucked.

My fault. I should have said call the punk-repair man, not the punk repair man.

I vaguely remember that since the last time I saw it (about 18 years ago). Based on that and the 120 minutes beck interview, I always thought Thurston Moore would be a good deadpan comic in the vein of wright & hedberg.

WILLAMETTE VALLEY OR GTFO

Punk's Broke
Better call the punk repair man

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

Never heard of that one.

You might as well go back in time and give your grandfather hereditary CancerAIDS

Sarah Palin's Jesus Camp

What about "real" stuff
My endless watchings of Survivorman, Rough Science and Cosmos: a personal journey tells me all I would need to know. You keep your mad max.

This ain't no party

Most of the 'tricks' from WWZ are in the guide.

Rutherford Be-bop Hayes