Hurt Locker

Yeah.

I wonder about the details of that agreement. If that was all she asked for, fine, but if she asked for more but received less that is quite possibly the saddest thing I ever heard. A Nobel/Pulitzer winner commanding less in speaking fees than a reality tv "star", at the same school, is a sign of the apocalypse.

I took a dump
And put a bumpitz on it. Give it $32K to sit on a podium at Rutgers. Hell it'll settle for $1500 to sit in the quad at Fairly Ridiculous. It's a turd with a bumpitz.

Load up the wagon and hitch it to the

5. Light in August

The explanation is a little fishy, the album title still warrants a Feynman Chaser.

Nine types of light
Dear TV on the Radio,
There is exactly one type of light. or an infinite amount of types. Nine is wrong unless you are counting through to infinity. De Broglie is spinning in his grave. So is Dirac, but he is spinning the opposite direction.
Love,
Science.

Fuck Rachel Getting Married
Now I can see a film with this guy without walking out.

Megan Fox is hot and boring.

That's why they invented piracy ginger

I heard about Araya on the radio and it's supposed to be amazing. I'll take their word for it.

The principal shoud just throw a party
and invite everyone's pants up.

No one likes chuck either.

I'd ride her naively, but only if I got to mispronounce shit to make the pun work.

Ape training was cut 80% in the budget, so they only received two hours of instruction. That and they got into the creme de menthe so they are a little tipsy and their teeth are green.

Something
something ride Keira Knightly.

GIVE ME

That depends, what is your feeling on midgets?

Jacques Waffle, Theirry Pomme Frittes, Jean-Baptiste Lambic, Marie Tomate-Crevette, and Hercule Poirot