No he can't. But he can pass a law forcing the NCAA to do football playoffs. But he hasn't.

Just like your new Dad!

Does he do commercials wearing only body paint? Because I have little to no interest in that.

Gesundheit.

Cosmos. For stoners, by stoners.

What we really need
Is ham and maynaise sandwiches

At least $20K

Audio Book Cast
The audiobook version was one of the best produced audiobooks I have ever heard (I do listen to them a lot). If they bring over a good portion of the cast (Rollins, Turturro, Alda, the 3rd scientist from better off ted), this would be a good movie.

Yeah that $20K she got should probably cover a 3 semester class at San Bernadino State by 2016

verbs so so so overrated

group 12 has Zinc cadmium and mercury
call 'em transitions and I'll hurt ya, see

Come on guys, I expected more from you. It's clearly an anti-drug message. She's 13 years old and already doing the wake and bake thing, even before she has her breakfast (gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal). Her poor drug addled brain can't even decide where to sit in a car and she needs to write a ditty to serve…

Tungsten, tungsten gotta hold some tungsten
High temp of fusion and It's heavy and fun-sten

@smile and nod, when did they change the definition of decent?

Obligatory quote thred
"That Man is the product of causes that had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and his beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can…

They played it a couple times as a joke on the college radio station. Got it stuck in my head.

The UK sex offender's registry probably knows where Gary is.

I used greater than - equal - less than to make a little poop and it disappeared. It ate my text poop.

Classic. Hence my spelling.

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