Hey wait a minute this guy who says he is monkey is actually an chimp.

I got a Bar-tanned Thomas Kinkade and Tina Fey cleavage shot.

I'm waiting for him to make a movie about a tangent universe dwelling teenager, with a strong support cast and a nostalgic 80's soundtrack that makes a modicum of sense.

Hey you guys want to come over for some cake?

Well
How does he feel about Shi Tzus?

We're still waiting for our Thurston Moore statue.

The borders near me is closing, oh no?
Now where will I use the bathroom when I'm on that side of town. It's pretty funny because the Danbury, CT borders is next to a former circuit city and a former linens and shit. They turned the CC into a PC Richards but nobody is expecting that to last. Looks like a good site for…

DPA, there are plenty of people from Long Island who aren't contemptable. Here is a link to a list of em

I'd like some nice mouseover action. Often the best part of XKCD

#3 Emma Stone

Paid off too.

I was surprised for how long he went on with it, but it payed off.

That picture set brings to mind this

Never Say Nevernude 2 : Electric Cutoffs

Pool-guy Justin Theroux's wife was banging

JP2 had a piece

Ew, girl
ew

Ick

If David never cast me in his movie
I would have been relegated to being a punch line for early '90s comics, instead of one for early '10s comics.

And…
He ate my wife's panties.
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