Well
There goes my weekend

I haven't been on the Merrit this season, but based on what it's like without 5 foot snowbanks, that is a good thing.

What has been seen…

Go choke on an orange Reinhold

Adventure freezes at 55 F

Stop praising O'Neal. He'll think he can go on to bigger and better things, and leave us here alone. All alone.

I admire a good hertz donut joke, assuming it is done with a regular frequency.

How is Em going to get to choir practice?
In a Chrysler?

You won't get them back until spring, Flaubert.

Where are you Billingham? This is the worst winter in my entire life (29 years), no hyperbole.

Could it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?

Cleopatra was a crazy inbred greek. She probably looked like ET. NOT elizabeth taylor.

Nickelback is the downer.

Your absolutely right about Helmet's heydey. There was nothing else like them. I was excited when they reformed a few years ago- for about as long as it took to listen to one of their new songs.

Say what you want about 'Break Stuff' at least it's an ethos.

The bloodhound gang was ok for a couple albums.

I would rather it be re-imagined by John Waters

Motherfucker ripped me off
I've been getting fat off mcdonalds for years before he made super size me

Ambulance, bitches! Also, stay out of my territory.

Ok, thanks.