Android owners
Dodge a bullet on this one.

Bloodlust! (MST3k version only)

Sit on it, Tick-tocksie!

I said Bardem was too young, not old. The books played up that Roland was impossibly old, or at least that was my impression. A badass, true, but an old badass. I have a hard time believing that character could be played by a 40 year old actor.

14:08

Bale would have cut the mahfahs off himself. With a subway train.

Hatchet, I made three statements, which one is wrong?

I think Bale would have done a good Susannah

Hollyhox: Cornelius was a stunner in his day, too.

If Bardem-esque includes ugly, then regular looking folks are fucked,

Terrific Actor
But way too fucking young. By a mile. Give me Tommy Lee Jones, damnit.

Naked Boys, C'mon!

tim, you use alt-248? I use alt-0176 , it's the little differences that are funny.

McMaster Carr, my friend. Next day delivery.

Take your hormone pill and put your helmet on.

Hey Smarm, Townsend was doing research.

Smiley Face
Doesn't get a lot of love around here. I thought it had its moments.

How much fuck orange woman

Counties, how quaint.

Raises, Gilbert Gottfried has to work too you know.