Jackass, without a doubt, has inspired the most injuries.

Classy British Way of Doing it
I smell a Monocle and maybe some Walker's.

Well at least you are being responsible and protecting your partner from hoof and mouth disease.

A Mildly Attractive Brain Stem
Gary, IN
$350,00 Toddler
The Noticing of the Courtesan
Fender Bender
Some Municipality for Aging Hipsters
The Departed
Lower Middle Class Suburb Jeopardy Contestant
The Owie Lost and Found Box

Strunk and White's The Elements of Style and Zombies

Umm, The Corrections, but Chip is a Zombie.

First
movie by this guy District something or other…

Oh, you've gone and done it.

If you say it twice it negates itself.

I forget, was Tucker the Todd F. Packer equivalent?

No and no.

Where are the snowden's of yesteryear?

Shitty Economist, have you considered Sticky Wages in your argument?

Looks like two wet sand bags

Throat Warbler, that is the best slang for vagina I have ever seen.

We got all kinds of wine, peanut noir…

You're a terrible magician. I can see your comment.

I had Uverse at my old place. The TV is pretty good, no AMC HD is the big drawback. Internet is slow compared to comparable priced cable service. Service is pretty good. Be prepared for a 5-6 hour install.

What if he blew a puppy and kicked Tom Cruise

And 'traditional' cable isn't?