Thanks a lot jerk. Now that song is gonna be in my head all day.

Drowning Pool to become defense contractors. Hey-yo!

I like my women like I like my coffee. COVERED IN BEES!

I noticed this on the Undercover version of Driver 8, REM covers, as a general rule tend to sound bad no matter who is doing it. The distinctness of Stipe's voice usually carries the song. The coverer has the choice to 1) sing it in their own voice (bad) or 2) attempt to emulate Stipe (worse), or 3) a combination of…

Head On
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
Head on
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
Head on
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.

WKUK blows Human Giant out of the water.

90's MTV - State, Tom Green (by a hair), 120 Minutes (as well as other actual music videos), Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butthead… I can go on.
00's MTV - Miles and miles of garbage.

It was a shout out to a lovely national park in Alberta.

Nothing says serious business like threats of violence over the internet.

Isn't bathroom a strictly east coast thing, as opposed to US/Canada?

Your mom goes to college.

A funny thing happened when I bought Emergency and I. The disc art and liner notes were E&I. The actual CD was Change. I was quite confused for a while but it worked out, considering Change was also a good album.

Yeah the combination of Analysis and Therapy really goes over some folks' heads.

Yahoo and pretty much every other web portal has more or less the same thing. He could save himself a couple bucks and get rid of AOL if that's all he likes about it. That is unless he stockpiled all those '9000 free hours' discs that got sent out in the mid to late 90's.

Skimming strikes again
I read Joan as John and once I got to the 'housewife' and my mind was thusly blown

I hope they let him be Brittish
That accent is the worst.

Uke,
1) Any mention of Justin Bieber and Wu Tang will instantly bring that skit to mind to most people for obvious reasons.
2) You don't know who is white and who isn't
3) I'll pull your tongue out your mouth and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver.

More of a couplet, but good none the less.

Dog Day Evening

I was thinking this show is one part twin peaks and one part The Spanish Prisoner. Maybe other parts too.