Welp you suck at this.

It’s called shit journalism

Just be glad you are allowed to have a voice on kinja

In Recores defense, Gawker Media is renowned in how horrible it is at doing even basic research

Can we get a vote on deleting every single post on all.gawker media sites

Will you ignore everyone in the grays like all Editors of the weekend? Keep oppression alive!

Pixel art pass

You’ve discovered that Gawker Media, whether its i09, Gizmodo or Jezebel, cannot and will not post well thought out and moderately researched articles on science. They quit after copying from an AP story and throwing in some well meaning but absolutely ignorant bullshit opinions/quips.

Dear Jezebel,

“nothing fundamentally to fear.”

Yeah this is no Sexy Data Tango

NO DS9? NO THANKS

Because “comic books”, that’s actually a clone.

This is funny because actually sequencing DNA is sup easy

I assume you never attended a university? Their police forces are real police.

More things that should have been reported in the story but was not. Gawker Media Shouldn’t Touch Science.

Stop doing the reporting for the Gawker Media Science Illiterate Contributer. She won’t change.

About three more Avatar movies than we need.

But kotaku never talks about YouTube gamers