“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

I’m fine with the Gilmore Girls because it wasn’t resolved properly, the original creator is back and it’s only 4 special episodes.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

I STILL say that one a lot... “a orange peanut? for ME?”

Long live wu tang just devastated me. Best since an orange peanut

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Koons Ford has been operating the DMV forEVER.

I do not understand and never will understand why fraternities and sororities continue to exist. I just don’t. I think what I really don’t understand the MOST is why anyone WANTS to go to these parties. I’m old now, for sure, but even when I was in college it just didn’t appeal. I don’t get it.

Oh, now I see that you’re either a straight-up moron who would defend a criminal for causing an accident rather than a father scared for his family’s safety...or, your some wanna-be gangsta trying to act street on a website using FiOS while livin’ hard in the cul-de-sacs of Owings Mills. Let me guess, you only want…

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.

Linked to the interview for that purpose. In one week, she claimed two contradictory things:

She wrote a lot about “black families like [hers]” for her local paper/blog

Dolezal graduated from Howard with her Masters in Fine Art in 2002

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Pictured here: one disturbing dick

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…