You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

I used to sell knives for Cutco.... That's it, I have nothing else relevant to say... I just figured I would never have another forum more appropriate than this to release that juicy nugget.

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I mean....Stewart says "fuck you" to random states in the USA all the time. Sometimes it's when they do stupid bullshit, and sometimes it's tongue in cheek. Odds are Norway deserved it in that one instance or it was meant with complete sarcasm.

I can't imagine being hurt by that either way.
If it was for something dumb,…

Wow, how blunt of her.

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

The music was literally painful. What was that chime sound that made my ears bleed? Did anyone else hear it? And I'm sorry, is that really the best they could do for the clips of Robin Williams during the tribute? I loved Billy Crystal, but I really feel like NBC was desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel for…

This show is way over its expiration date.

Hey, I was born well after The Hindenburg, Pearl Harbor, D-Day, and the Kennedy assassination, but I still have enough sense not to post an iconic picture of any of those events as part of an advertisement for my shitty clothes.

Another OG Millennial (class of 2000) here. I'm sorry, I don't see voicemails as inconsiderate. The fact that this kind of thing has to be taught is sad.

Yikes. Only a millennial could be so clueless as to think using your voice for communication is rude.

If you think voicemail upsets them, using a telephone to talk to them using your own human voice in real time really freaks them out. (I know this because it's part of my job to call people and talk to them and engage them in a *real conversation.*) Screw texting—my office desk phone doesn't do that and…

Funny story. I was making calls to offer job interviews to candidates. I called and left a message on his voicemail. He called me right back (not having checked his voicemail) and was talking in the background to his buddy. I heard "blah blah that's some sh*t." And then he got back on the phone and said "hey, sup?"…

Except that Millennials don't read emails, either. I'm 31 years old and it baffles me just how bad my generation is at basic communication skills. Public speaking should be a required class at every high school in the US and on into college.

RIP Oberyn. God, I loved his character in both the book and the show so much. And Ellaria! "Don't leave me alone in this world." I shed a tear, which I rarely do for television!

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…