Because it's stupid and he's a bad person.
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SNL should be canceled and replaced with reruns of Mama’s Family.
Its a school restroom. Decent chance that there’s other students in there with him. But yeah, let’s let it play out.
See also: Thor: Ragnarok... :p
Kacey, I’m not a country music fan, nor do I know anything about your divorce.
My dog has been sick. She’s a senior. I’m worried that she may be dying. We’ve been visiting the vet, so I don’t need advice. I just need a place to say it. I’m a wreck and I’m trying to be strong for my dog. It’s so hard to keep it together.
Today is 100 days since I’ve had a drink and 100 days of doing yoga and meditation daily. I’ve been on a roller coaster of Big Feelings for 100 days, and I’m learning so much about myself and the world around me. I’ve never stuck to anything for this long in my entire life.
The fact that Cannonball by The Breeders was not used in Captain Marvel is a sin I can never forgive.
An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.
Why such an early cutoff date (and that goes for you too, Office Depot)? A huge number of people will still be unvaccinated as of 1 May.
Do you want death notices that bum me out?
Other than Levar Burton, who seemed like such an obvious choice I don’t know how he didn’t make the list of guests hosts, the one person I’m most disappointed about not getting a shot is Andy Richter. I wouldn’t give him the job permanently, but he’s an obvious TV pro and was one of the best Celebrity Jeopardy players…
Just here to say that as Elizabeth Olsen is going to be the next RDJ of those Marvel movies, I hope she gets paid like it.
Why the fuck isn’t Steven Root playing Bill?
Unlike certain other cookbook-writing doctors, Dr. Linda Shiue is not trying to sell a fad diet, a miracle cure, or…
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I’d prefer they revive King of the Hill rather than Beavis & Butthead. Though I never saw the last season of KotH, so maybe it ended satisfactorily.
The world needs more Tales from the Tour Bus.
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