Makes me haiku badly:

YeeeeHAW!

He’s #2.

Hell, I want to make that MY Christmas card!

He sure did :(

How many phone books is he standing on?

I respectfully beg to differ.

Fuck!

This is your best palm tree to date.

Seconded.

I think you are right. Just know it is terrifying and might show up in my dreams tonight :(

Guys....

That’s it. I am going to bed now. (Well done!!)

This is the Best Thursday!

She fell down “rock-running?” I like yours better!

hmmmm...

Keep’em coming!

I love how the assfuck spokesman shows his face. Classy.