Hands?

It’s the same person who’s teaching people you can’t turn right without slowing to a max of 5 mph.

Then you should kill him and eat his heart.... to gain his driving courage.... his rich, tasty driving courage.

Sorry, I’m doing this wrong. All I can remember is this very good advice my dad gave me:

That BMW’S have turn signals.

Yeah! And I can’t believe Wendy would make fun of their looks like that!

This was manufactured from the start. They INVITED Wolf to roast Sanders and there’s simply no way the people doing the hiring didn’t know what they were getting. Their narrative needed another “nasty” liberal woman and they got it.

Meanwhile, nary a peep about Trumps comments on Friday that he finds people with disabilities competing in athletic events “tough to watch.”

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

As soon as any one says Truth is subjective... start to worry. It is sort of like freshman philosophy statement from a student.

C’mon, don’t be such a fuck ass.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

If the gun had a gun this never would have happened.

Maybe, just maybe, they should stop voting for the anti-regulation, anti-environment, anti-poor people party?

It’s not like New York forced it on them. In point of fact, New York is doing exactly what Alabama’s voters hoped for when they voted for state and local politicians who would not regulate private commerce: hiring an Alabama business to do its dirty work. Arguably, that Alabama business was able be the low bidder and…

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.

Big deal. I haven’t killed anyone in Britain in like 20 years.

that particular company is having a fairly bad last twelve months.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…