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MerpityDerpity
merpityderpity

Yes, yes, YES! I grew up in the 70s & 80s and my mom was a “nogger” (you can use that). I loved it and it was a holiday treat. I’m in my 40s now and I enjoy it even more because it has the nostalgic factor. However, most of my friends either strongly hate it or have no desire to try it. The calories in it have made me

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Jesus Christ you’re dense. Here’s the difference; unfortunately I couldn’t write it in crayon to make it easier for you:

Ben Shapiro spoke for over 40 minutes at Berkeley and there were protests, but all relatively peaceful. If people want to have a stance that is going to elicit protests, that’s their right, but people also have the right to raise their voices and show public solidarity against it. However, if you want to shout Nazi

You know how I know you didn’t read the article?

BOGO is absolutely common

BOGO is absolutely common

it’s buy one get one 50% off...hence BOGO

it’s buy one get one 50% off...hence BOGO

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

LOL! The most bizarre for me involved the incident in which an inebriated, white co-worker kept leaving messages on my answering machine while I was in the middle of “making the stirring of macaroni & cheese” sounds with my boyfriend at the time. At the time, I was on bereavement leave from work (my grandpa died) and

I’ll take my chances, gun nut.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

I think you’re wrong on at least two counts there, buddy.

“Call for Price”

I agree in theory, but the law’s against us on this one. The yield right of way laws prevail. If there’s an accident because someone doesn’t turn into the lane the other driver expected, the driver with right of way is the not at fault driver. Example - cars facing each other at a traffic light. One turning right, one

Not sure I follow this one. If I have a left turn light and you’re coming towards me to turn right onto the same road, I’m getting into whichever lane I please as I have the right-away...

By the way, your writing style is cringy af.

That’s...bad?

The sauce contains potassium benzoate.

Neutral: As long as idiots are Supermanning mattresses on the top of the car, failing to turn on their lights when it’s pitch black, driving with gas pumps dangling off the side of their car, and anything else that keeps Failarmy in business there’s no way self-driving cars could possibly be worse. I think it’s absurd

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.