But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

Any job is a “real job.” Why the fuck should anyone be denied having enough to live off if they’re willing to work just like the rest of us? Refusal to work is one thing. Looking down on people just because their jobs pay shit just makes you shit.

Needs moar brown wagon!

The mini-figure crash engineers designed it this way on purpose. You see, the shedding of the blocks bleeds energy to protect the plastic occupants. You should have seen the damage when crashing 1930s tin cars into barricades. Yeah, the outside looked better but the damage to the occupants was gruesome. If you look at…

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- Entire press corps

Sean Spicer was cosplaying as Snake in the bushes but was spotted because he forgot his camo and cardboard box.

I honestly didn’t know what you were talking about at first. But I now assume you’re talking about the crawl and the misspelling of “acknowledged.” 

“I’ve never been a hunter but respect the sports and see hunters as good stewards of the land unlike us city slickers that go into the woods and leave their trash all over and call our selves environmentalists”

Shaming the poor for having small ticket tech items has nothing to do with “personal responsibility”; it’s about distracting from the fact that many, many people will lose healthcare coverage- which costs a hell of a lot more than a cell phone- with a dog-whistling, dehumanizing caricature of poverty. This is like…

Because assuming the reason one person can afford health insurance (typically just because of the job they have) and another person cannot is really because the person without insurance is a fool with their money is a bullshit rationalization?

Health insurance premiums frequently cost as much as a new iPhone every month, and that doesn’t even begin to cover the actual medical bills. This is not about personal responsibility, this is about animosity for the poor.

All of the Mikes.

Volvo; for the rugged, fit truck driver that models on the side.

Well I’m glad you care a little bit if you could care less :)

The worst part is that they force you to watch the ads. I’m all for letting them promote the movie however they see fit, but stop breaking into my house, peeling my eyes open, and shoving the ad in my face.