What about the FOURTH movie: Elephant Adventure!

I would almost buy that EXCEPT every so often they make reference to people and pop culture that exists in this universe. Like in Christmas Prince 2 they throw in a Mr. Robot shout out for no reason except to mystify me. Why puncture the bubble like that?

But of course you must see that these things are intertwined. House Democrats showing that they do stand for rule of law will do way more to motivate turnout (the ONLY way we win) in 2020 that if they throw up their hands at the first sign of a roadblock. Not going through with impeachment gives way more fuel to the…

That part where he just casually adapts to indoor plumbing was one of the (many) beeves I had about this movie lol. Like how would he even know how to use a shower? Also the fact that he can somehow drive Vanessa Hudgens’ car because he’s “tamed wilder beasts” but why would he even draw the connection between a car…

Oh man. Hot Hipster Ghost!!!

It’s one of those things (the other being class stratification) that make this country functionally not very different from the monarchies we pretend to abhor

lol ok Rog. Maybe set your sights on something more attainable like Most Improved Inmate ‘20

lol. Who could have ever seen this coming??

Yes, this. People freaking out over polls 12-18 months in advance of the general election tend to miss the fact that this far out the polling is still mainly based on name recognition. That’s why you have Biden & Sanders at the head of the polls. Hell, Hillary benefitted from this in 2007/8, until she didn’t.

But how will they explain how her character can walk through walls?

Right??? Like to-a-fucking-TEE with these chodes, every single one. Do they look in the mirror and see The Rock or something? Talk about your insides matching your outsides.

Good driving is about attentiveness! Pay attention to other people on the road & what they’re doing, you’ll find that patterns emerge and you’ll be able to anticipate & adjust accordingly. 

Like I know that the average GOP voter has weird masculinity issues and wants a Big Stwong Daddy to wrestle eagles or whatever, which might make sense if any of these jabronis looked like The Rock. But who looks at Mitch McConnell and thinks “yes. This is the perfect encapsulation of American Manhood”. Turmp of course…

That one was so well-written! You really got a sense of the physical space of the haunted house.

It’s like some sort of hilariously bad Penthouse letter, but for Jeebus! “I never thought this would happen to me...”

Thank you, I also find them dreadfully boring and can’t imagine getting worked up either way (love/hate). It’s okay to like dumb stuff, I like dumb stuff, just admit that superhero movies are dumb stuff too and move on

Oh yeah, that weird boarding school

Probably the one where a brother & a sister go to a creepy toy factory that’s run by ZOMG ALIENS!! and he thinks he’s saving her from the aliens but in a TWIST his sister is actually an alien and that was her family coming to take her back home and at the end she has a blank face JUST LIKE THEM

>uses his $7 billion fortune to ensure he never has to encounter any sort of inconvenience, which to be fair, is probably how I would spend it as well.