Seriously. I used to be like “eh, guns aren’t really my thing, but you do you, 2nd amendment right” now I’m like “there are too many trigger horny mouthbreathers out there with hella penis insecurities repeal the 2nd amendment”

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Yessss I loves me some Bustelo. I ran out and have had to use this somewhat fancy shit from Trader Joe’s recently... tastes like medium roasted disappointment.

Weekend was a banger! Alas, that was essentially a different band:

I saw her on tour with Royksopp a few years ago - she is amazing live!

What a hilariously evocative turn of phrase!

Based on my knowledge of the FBI they were definitely preoccupied with chupacabra/Black Lodge shit

lol fuck you Baio, bitch you bought too many vowels

No habla espanol!

Dude most of us who go abroad aren’t Turmp supporters (they are more, ahem... stay-at-home types) and people recognize that lol. Also Australia I apologize for telling you that Hillary Clinton would win NO DOUBT

It me. I think the peak year for personal fulfillment/political contentment was 2015

40% of the country are unhappy with miserable lives and instead of looking for ways to be uplifted they want to drag the rest of us down to their level

I mean it was cool enough but had the potential to be AWESOME

Ugh I wish Atomic Blonde was better, aside from that one fight scene in the stairwell (which was incredible and justified the entire film) it was weirdly meh. Which sucks because I would be SO down for an 80's Cold War sexy spy thriller series starring Charlize

Yeah I’m like, I have no love for what looks to be a crappy adaptation of a decent enough novel, but wasn’t one of the main things about the writing the complete lack of physical description of any of the main characters, other than that they are all women?

I love Kehinde Wiley :( When I heard Obama chose him for the official portrait I thought it was such a classy move. I miss having a president with actual taste

Oooh lemme guess. A few stock establishing shots and then Vancouver

This is why we need an income tax mang

lol. Ballard might as well be the moon. When does the light rail go there, 2050??

This looks pretty good, I hope I’m not disappointed *coughItFollowscough*