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Yeah I got one for Christmas and it is intimidating. Plus maybe it’s irrational but I’m thinking pressure cooking = explody? I will give it a go with starting off slow with like beans or something after I clean my kitchen but for now it’s on the floor

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Ummmm people who enjoy the festive anarchy that is The Cable Guy

Inshallah!!!

Seriously. jesus his face looks painful

Ultimately it comes down to insecurity I think.

These guys run on and support an agenda that reduces women to their appearance and have no problems calling women ugly and fat, all the while while looking like an If They Mated between Jabba the Hut and a puddle of cat vomit. I don’t mind if people want to comment on the hypocrisy

... that’s the lighting man. There’s like a dozen in the first three rows

Evil ages you dude

gross. The best Felicity outfits were that green dress and that blue dress (the Christmas one?) This looks super 80s

Classy! I love Rothko.

This Drunk History was pretty meh, but I did find her hilarious in Girls Trip

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I I feel the SAME WAY ABOUT ALIENS ERYKAH!

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Came here for Grace Jones, saw a lot of randoms who are NOT Grace Jones, going to rectify that:

Oh god this, when I finished reading I was like “please don’t let this world crush him”

Hey screw your dickskin jacket!

No doyyyyyeeeee

Based on the book Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate

LOL I like to have my friend tell me about the plots to movies that she’s seen that I never will cause she’s usually a better storyteller than the screenwriters. She was giving me the nonsensical run down on freakign Boss Baby and I was like WTF this was an actual movie that got made?