This is a slow live blog. Hopefully it picks up a bit with some snark.

That is so true about sex scenes or nudity when on a plane. I don’t know how to act watching it, so I fast forward.

When I lived in a downtown condo, my neighbor decided to renovate the condo he just bought. The whole building was only maybe 5-6 years old. If it weren’t for the construction time restrictions, I would have lost my mind. If I were in my bedroom, it was like sitting in a box with a jackhammer going. I can’t hate or…

Some companies actually do allow time off for volunteer work. Heck, even the local government I worked for allowed you to take time off for volunteering. Maybe you should find a new employer that better aligns with your values?

It’s from last season’s finale. Did you miss it?

Wait. Is that Jimmy from That Thing You Do?

If I were part of Jesus’ squad in this setting, I’d take him to Pat O’s for a hurricane. Dude is intense. YOLO, Jesus.

She is amazing. I’m a long time Idol fan, but I’ve fallen off the wagon as I’ve gotten older and busier. I tuned in for the last season, and my husband and I only watch for La Porsha and Trent. It’s not even like you’re watching a stupid singing reality show when La Porsha comes on, and she’s only TWENTY FRIGGIN TWO!

I don’t know, I have mixed feelings. There’s two potential visions of legal prostitution one can have. A hot, well put together vixen of a woman that glamorizes the profession, or the more realistic drug addict looking to turn tricks to get more money for drugs. Either way, I guess it’s their choice. But seeing a…

These are the most annoying people ever. I’d even prefer another 500 days of Kristen over a one-off Duggar article.

The irony in Kanye saying he made Taylor famous. All he’s doing recently is using her name in conversations to get attention to sell albums. I wish Taylor wouldn’t have said anything about it and let him blab away. It actually wouldn’t surprise me if it all wasn’t choreographed...

This was me and my husband. First month we started, I used temping and kits. Second month, I didn’t use anything. Third month we just did it every other day. I have really irregular periods, and the ovulation sticks went positive for me for weeks on end as if my body kept gearing up to ovulate but would stall out. I…

Well, I mean what kind of a “pizza shop” is this? One where you walk up to the counter and pick up your pizza or a slice? If so, I don’t think I’d tip. They aren’t serving it to a table or delivering to a house, so why am I tipping? Because they ran my card and handed me a pizza? I worked in a pizza place in…

PMDD is a real thing and it sucks.

It’s mind boggling that the flight attendant didn’t do anything. I know it sounds ridiculous, but did you tweet the airline about no one doing anything about having a passanger sexually harrass another? Tweeting is the only one I’ve ever gotten a response from an airline.

The Pea in a Pod at Fashion Show Mall in Vegas is amazing. I stocked up on cute maternity clothes before moving. They have a lot of designer maternity lines at this location, so it’s pricey, but every shirt and sweater I put on was so soft and comfortable. I’ve never been so free spending when it comes to shopping…

Then blame Uber. My husband and I are tippers. Always 20% for a meal, cabs, takeout, you name it. So when it came time for us to use Uber when visiting Austin, we actually looked up if you’re supposed to tip. The website says not to, so we didn’t. Then when we got out, we still felt like assholes, but there was no way…

I saw Third Eye Blind back in July or August, and in reliving the nostalgia, I kept thinking back to the episode of Road Rules where they perform Jumper and the cast had to do a suicide PSA.

How are people supposed to look when dining alone? Wouldn’t it be creepier if Britney had a permanent smile slapped on her face and waved to every stranger that walked through the door?

Here you go! It’s amazing.