Since we were both established professionals with bank accounts pre-marriage, we kept both of them, but merged to a joint savings account (note: we still have separate retirement accounts through work). It’s not that we set out to do this specifically so we can have our own spending money. We can see all of our…

This is not a Liz Lemon thing. It’s a variation of a wine spritzer and has been around forever.

Man, preach Kim K! I’m only 8 weeks pregnant and this shit sucks. I feel hungry, I eat, then I feel like shit. I think maybe it’s better to just be hungry, then I feel like shit. I am in a perpetual state of feeling like shit. I also can’t poop. Which means not only do I feel like shit, but I’m full of shit. And when…

But here’s the thing, and one of the foodisms I constantly google about - you say applesauce is full of sugar. Yes, it sure is. Fruits are loaded with sugar, but your body views sugar from fruit differently than table sugar because of all the different things the fruit has in it. You have to take a global perspective…

You do realize a lot of times, while the flowers are bought, the vases are rented/property of the florist, right? So the happy couple will then have to pay for everyone who stole those things.

Yeah I can't take this show seriously with the ads. I thought maybe they would all be part of some sex supermodel FBI sting. I mean, everyone is unrealistically attractive.

Spectacular? The idea and sentiment is spectacular. But that dress is so ugly. Like not in an old vintage ugly but cool kind of way but just plain old frumpy and ugly. Yeah, I said it. #nofear

My cousin did. He and his twin brother were driving in their Ford Explorer back in the late 90s and a tire failed causing the vehicle to flip and only one of them lived. It was pretty awful.

I couldn’t make it very far because the urge to pop him over the head for having his shoes on a nice looking white couch was too overwhelming.

I approve of this use of celebrity stage crashing. However, if I ever see them do this at a Taylor Swift concert reducing themselves to a Swiftcessory, I will be very disappointed.

I usually love pop EDM on my running play list, but this song is what I imagine blue balls is like. I start getting into it, wait for the build up, think I’m about to really amp up my run, and then that stupid flute/high pitched digeridoo on meth noise comes on, and it makes my ears bleed.

Jennifer Aniston makes twice as much as Meryl Streep.

Nope, I definitely meant Oscar. Never quit dreaming.

Do you think Taylor Swift practices Oscar acceptance speeches in her bathroom mirror? Or better yet, forces her squad to watch as she serves them lemonade with swirly straws and macaroons?

That’s so depressingly great.

Mandalay Bay is my casino of the moment. It’s so easy to get in/out of. I just went to a concert there on Saturday and ate at Kumi, had a pre show moscow mule at Red Square, stepped into the lobby bar post-show to dance a bit to a band playing oldies, then went upstairs to Foundation Room for more drinks and dancing.…

Yes, blackjack dealers/other tables have to tell you the best move to make according to the book if you ask them. But they aren’t required to stop you from making a bad move as you’re playing and not asking for advice. There’s a big difference between an exchange like this:

I live in Las Vegas. Sadly, I downloaded our bank account from since we moved here, and we’ve spent around $15K eating out in the last year. M Life (MGM’s rewards program) bumped our status because we spend so much money on food. It’s a bad place to live as a foodie.

That is amazing!

That would have been artistc genuis with young and beautiful in the background.