Exactly. I’d want them to be dressed like Morpheus too. 

The B pillar/C pillar area is a hot mess of fugly

I was looking at the center spoke starting from the center and going down.

Basically!

At 95-grand, Ford should have included active air suspension and an option for smaller and less ugly wheels. Both of those things would have lowered the truck a few inches enough to fit in any 6'5" parking garage.

I think ‘expected to survive’ is a very generous assessment when the title should probably be:

Jim sounds jealous.

It kills me how yall can watch dragons playing chess in outer space for two hours but the minute a black person shows up you wanna start talking about how that can’t happen. 

Because you think way too much about weiners all the time?

I knew I was hanging on to this 1971 VW Beetle title for a reason.

They should offer one with a 80 kWh battery and two electric motors called a Mad Manx.

Anyway there are some republican idiots out there who want to tag the term ‘Karen’ as the N-word for white women.

KAREN: I’m gonna need to see your lease!

“If you guys have a lease, I’d just like to see the lease,”

I’m less optimistic that will matter to Walker’s base.

The board of aldermen voted 3-2 Wednesday to get rid of Dobbins.

Had to go deep into my meme archives:

Holy shit, they did it! That looks fucking amazing. For a halo car this is how it should look. 

I once balled my eyes out for an hour straight listening to No Ordinary Love on a continuous loop driving back from LAX after dropping of my girlfriend at the time. A time when, as an 20 year old very macho, hard ass (read: dumb) male, I thought crying was a sign of mental illness. Sade is still one of only a few…

Uh...what’s the male equivalent of taking off your earrings??? ‘Cause I’m ‘bout to...!!!