The FCA is giving the people exactly what they say they want.
You want horsepower? Have a Deamon or a Redeye!
You want a track car? Take the Viper ACR!
Do you want a 700 horsepower family sedan that you can drive every day? You got it! You can ever get that engine in an SUV that can tow like 4500 LBS.
Yeah they might…

Well...that’s a low bar.  LC barely ranks as food.

The Challenger gets all the fun upgrades.  I want close to 800 in my Charger.

They did, no one bought them.  In fact, no one anywhere is buying small cars, hence Ford’s decision.

So, Ford is eliminating its sedans, the Fusion and Taurus. By default the MKZ is also gone and the Continental is hanging by a thread.
There are rumors that Chevy is going to shelve the Malibu and Impala.
The ATS, CTS, XTS and CT6 are all selling below expectations over a Cadillac. The Buick boys have the LaCrosse and…

I’d like to see them offer wider fenders rather than just stick-on flares.

No, silly, don’t be so paranoid. If you can’t spell it you can’t burn it.

But her emails the Chevy SS

What is even sadder, is where I work, the building manager had to put out an email about people fixing their lunch and eating it in the stalls while doing their business......

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

“This looks like Drake realized he bit off more than he could chew and backed off.”

She didn’t hear the pronouns correctly when he asked about sticking just the head in the tailpipe

If Shazier wants to try and play football again, that’s fine. I completely disagree with him but that’s his prerogative. My biggest issue is that the NFL is trying to play this off as a big heart warming story while carefully avoiding the fact that it’s football’s fault in the first place.

That was some nuclear level trolling right there. You know that the tennis elite hate and I mean HATE, that Serena Williams and Venus Williams are the star athletes of that hallowed and elitist sport. As with anything that Black people are blocked from doing, once they have access they will not just excel but…

I’ll go into debt for that right now.

Cleveland Brown voice: “That’s nasty.”

Sergio just didn’t want to spill the beans yet. The Viper will be coming back, but in name only. He looked at how Ford is shitting on the Mach 1 nameplate and said “hold my beer.”