You gotta find the perp first before you can plant evidence on them.

“obnoxious”

omggggg i’m so tired of white women calling themselves “wives” or “mothers” are yall anything else??????????????????????????? who gives a fuck if SHS is any of those things? she’s still a lying ass bitch.

not if your dead.

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

worth a watch, worth many, i love eric holder:

No because those are driven by the right kind of people, obviously

You’ve drawn an arbitrary line in the sand. A Model S is faster than a Hellcat, should those be banned too?

He probably merged in front of him instead behind him

“There must be more to the story. The teacher must have done something to deserve getting called nigger.”

These cops are definitely Red Sox and Patriots fans.

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”

I’m sorry, but I can’t let this “he’s not a great QB” stuff stand. By every conceivable measure, Kap is grades out as a quality NFL starter and probably would be top 10-15 amongst most QBs.

Thoughts & Prayers go out to the sheriff’s budgets.

Buddy, these defendants are not going to turn out to be rich dirtbags. They’re going to be poor, probably poc, who have been screwed by an incompetent and underfunded public defender system.

A chubby guy who likes to stir up controversy with bombast, a dismissive attitude towards neighboring countries and seemingly fantastical accusations of unfairness is exactly the guy you’d expect to Make América Great Again.

Here’s mine.

Red calipers on a green car make my OCD itch fiercely.

Fuck you, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, fuck your boss, fuck that wonky eye of yours, fuck your slewfoot daddy who cursed you with his face, fuck Ben Carson, fuck Mike Pence and Mother, fuck alla yall.