If I made a million in Bitcoin like this kid, I’d cash out, shut the fuck up and put my million into some actual investments.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

Probably all speaking African with each other too.

Surprised he didn’t use the ‘ol: “the people accusing him of being racist are the real racists.”

This is not in any way relevant to anything but my god is she stunningly beautiful.

Toucher & Rich?

No wonder LeBron picked him last.

I’ve never seen the point of a front fingerprint sensor. When I pick up a phone, my fingers are across the back. My thumb might reach where a front sensor is located, but it would be really awkward, especially on a large phone. (Also, I have smallish hands and my index finger stillhits the S8+’s sensor pretty…

Because a billionty foot pounds of torque isn’t actually ever required by 99.99% of half ton buyers. People who actually need a tow rig buy 3/4 ton and 1 ton trucks. Most of these half ton trucks see commuter duty and the occasional bag of mulch. They’re dad mobiles. And 400+ ft/lb of torque is more than enough to get…

I think the only thing worth getting excited about in the new Silverado is the fact they finally corrected the steering column. Its amazing paying $100,000+ for a Cadillac Escalade with a crooked steering column.

This is the best use of $1000 I’ve ever seen...

Just give us what we really want dodge:

This looks great, but I don’t think I could overcome the anxiety caused by spending $140 on a blanket.

This looks great, but I don’t think I could overcome the anxiety caused by spending $140 on a blanket.

Bold statement for a pickup with a hood that massive, should have been cab over.

I think we all know that Blake didn’t hit D’Antoni if for no other reason than Blake wasn’t immediately injured with reports he’s going to miss the next 8-12 weeks.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

Cadillac Elmiraj.

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?