I saw a photo of him and Justin Bieber the other day and suddenly my iPhone smelled like wet dog and suburban thug. Really weird.

But the Cavs only won because of the injuries to Curry and Bogut and suspension of Draymond, and still lost 3 games. And the year before the Cavs only made it something of a series because Delly was tackling Curry for two games.

“clicking right now”

I’ll give the Cavs Games 1 (rest seems to work for CLE and against GS for some reason) and 3 (CLE’s first home game) before Steve Kerr says health be damned and pushes Mike Brown aside.

Could be made.

And 4 Jet skis. And a Lake house. And massive debt, because they are union pipefitters.

I legitimately do not understand the Warriors hate outside of the fact that they are good. They built a team with their highest draft pick being Curry at 7, and no one thought he would turn into the best 3 point shooter of all time. Draymond who was a 2nd round pick and Klay Thompson who was number 11. It’s not like…

Was Lebron lucky that Iguadala was hurt, Bogut was out, Curry was hurt and Green was suspended last year?

“callingit postpartum does a real disservice to women who actually have postpartum.”

And here I thought the quarterback’s job was to get the open receiver the ball. My bad.

Unlike the Mustang, other cars’ fatalities are usually limited to the number of people inside the vehicle.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Counterpoint:

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

Wait, really?

Welcome to 2017.

There is no dumb angry white trash like dumb angry California white trash.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.