And here I thought the quarterback’s job was to get the open receiver the ball. My bad.

Unlike the Mustang, other cars’ fatalities are usually limited to the number of people inside the vehicle.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

There is no dumb angry white trash like dumb angry California white trash.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

Cody, Jacob and Max. NFL players who could potentially play for the defending SB champs, or the stars of the newest Disney Channel show?

Stuck is stuck. If the bent metal isn’t going to allow the door to move, the weight of the door doesn’t matter.

It’s not uncommon for doors to be inoperable after an impact. This goes for all kinds of doors - even normal manual ones.

I keep seeing these things. Why are they so popular all of a sudden?? Or have I just been out of the loop? What does it DO?! Spin?

I keep seeing these things. Why are they so popular all of a sudden?? Or have I just been out of the loop? What does…

Yea, I was watching again and realized this after my comment. Still think it is hard to miss a wrecked car parked on your bumper.

Typical commenter that doesn’t listen to rap: *clicks on post about rap*

Talk to me when velour interiors come back. Because that’s the bottom line in comfort.

I’m not sure that I could agree with you more. I absolutely despise when manufacturers just slap a rectangle somewhere on the dash and call it good (I’m looking at you, Merc.)

I totally agree. Screens should be imbedded in the dash, not sticking out.

Oh but I am. I hate it in them too. And Mazda? I know this isn’t just a Lincoln thing, but the trend to make the info systems like this is one that I’m not a fan of.

I’m not saying it doesn’t work, but it looks tacky and unfinished. Unrefined even.