If you handed me those two names and asked me to guess what sport they were stars in, my guesses would be:

The problem isn’t the car, it’s the name.

Anyone who complains about the existence of these absurd, high-powered FCA vehicles deserves to be imprisoned by their boring-ass CR-V that their wife “made them buy”. Would you rather car companies innovate with a 1023HP drag-ready passenger car, or do you want a built-in vacuum cleaner in your fucking RAV4?

Bro do you even have down force?

These forever-scrolling blogs are a freaking packaging nightmare.

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

I literally, literally, could not care less about what you just said. I want you to know this.

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT NOT CARING THAT I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW MUCH I DON’T CARE BY CARINGLY POSTING A “DON’T CARE” POST.

I don’t get all the hate, we should be happy that a car company is willing to offer this stuff!

Time for the weekly Demon update and corresponding drop in the number of people who give a shit!

Wing Dings

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a hideous ransom note of a car, with the chrome trim and all those vents making it look really cheap? Take those bits away and I doubt you’d be able to tell it apart from any other saloon car, especially other ones from South Korea. And, really, those performance figures…

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Almost $300 for a “military-inspired” backpack? Thats just crazy. You can goto your Army/Navy store and buy a REAL military backpack for 1/10th the price and it will be 100times more durable.

Almost $300 for a “military-inspired” backpack? Thats just crazy. You can goto your Army/Navy store and buy a REAL…

Uh, the Viper is their road course car. It’s beaten the 918 and P1 for a 1/10 of the price...

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

Exactly. I can’t count the number of times someone asked me to help them find the cheapest possible lease on a car that they swear can be bare-bones and do nothing but get them to work, but when I pointed out the old $99/mo smartcar leases, they were like “...wait. Not that.”

Well, I stand corrected then!

Actually, in college I was a repair tech. I even had Apple certification back when there were only a dozen Apple stores out there. It’s been a while since I built a system from scratch (though I had to do some troubleshooting with my husband’s gaming rig. The RAM timings cause some POST issues. It sorted quickly), but…