How is this NOT a foul?

I want that 300d for my DD

For your viewing pleasure, courtesy of Los Angeles Craigslist:

A slow car will work wonders. Pedal to the metal until you’re calmed down. 10 seconds later, which gets me to 35-40 mph at best, all is well.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I didn’t get the sense he was complaining about the media being “out to get him” as much as it seemed that he was taking them to task for bringing his family into it for an unrelated incident. That’s fair.

Uh he looked considerably bigger than JB. I don’t think he would have had much trouble handling him in a fight.  

Fluffer.

It seems that Christie’s star—despite its desperate glister—faded when he was incriminated in the New Jersey “Bridgegate” scandal. In fact, a whopping 71 percent of New Jersey voters would like to see him criminally charged.

Turbo - Check
Diesel - Check
4WD - Check
Minivan - Check

If he were a good Christian he would have been found alive inside a boulder.

I swear no one’s getting out of 2016 alive.

You’re trying to be a good parent while fighting against possibly harmful social trends and “But dddaaaad! Other kids are doing it!” attitudes. Kudos to you. I thought I was the only one trying to do my job (be a PARENT not necessarily a friend).

Grey area?

Stop.

Shot in the middle of an intersection in broad fucking daylight while trying to apologize. This is a scary country we live in.

Guns, much like ballots, are only bad if a bad guy black man has one.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

On an average day, how much time would you say you spend thinking about the size of people’s penis size based on the vehicles they drive?