Get a whole desperate phone just for that Twitter account. Put it in a special case with an eagle on it. Refer to it as the Justice Phone.

GO DIESEL

So the image of a policeman getting murdered is more upsetting than the actual deaths of black men at the hands of police? Got it.

hence the creation of the derogatory “tacticool”

Established marque does not feel threatened by the up-start that didn’t die as predicted? Naaaaw, not at all.

Great win by the US. There was actually a good long stretch where the US held possession and when they attacked, really had some flair. I especially remember a nice sequence of one touch passes on the left side. Refreshing to see.

Aggressive play and shit talking are what makes dominos fun. Oh and gambling

It’s real life Spy Hunter

It took us over a year to build. If you have any questions, ask away

Truckers have a hard limit on maximum payload. Adding weight to the truck in the form of batteries instead of fuel will cut into their payload. Truckers will not buy a truck if it means that they have to turn down loads that a standard truck can haul.

Wow - so I guess the inability to take a little name calling is a team wide issue with the Cavs.

I think it’s pretty well established at this point, that LeBron is not an asshole, but rather, a bitch.

Draymond Green being an asshole doesn’t change the fact that Lebron James is an even bigger asshole.

“LeBron, I am your father...and you're a bitch" -Delonte West in Darth Vader voice

He said he wanted to have them all address the convention, to be held next month in Cleveland, as examples of “winners,”

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

My phone is able to connect to my watch and headphones at the same time. And do your wired headphones have a cord that's 15-75 feet long??

No, but alot of them had blue or purple hair and one of them looked like Jeneane Garafalo.

You mean because it wasn't by Warrant or Motley Crüe?

I’m throwing dollars at the screen and nothing is happening.