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A couple of thoughts Ive had as a Lakers fan watching these finals...

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

This is very solid trolling. Well done.

Lol what ?

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

If the age of of consent is 18 here, all the participants seemed to be unable to consent. If two people have consenual sex and both are legally unable to give consent, why is the person with the penis the rapist and the other person the victim by default?

I guess if I’m interpreting things correctly, wouldn’t the boy also not be able to consent to sex thus making him also a victim of rape/unlawful sex?

the bentley certainly screams “I have money” but I don’t know about it screaming anything else

This is what broke apple the first go around. They had a premium product and thought pc’s were a bad joke. Cheaper and good enough was good enough. They lost out hugely.

Shape of the greenhouse and side glass reminded me of it. I dunno. Maybe not. We see what we want to see, I guess.

Still no safari top huh.

I want to see how Drake would handle Tupac or Biggie. Guy is fucking Canadian child actor. He has nothing to do with hip hop from thirty years ago.

I had a classroom of fifteen year old girls telling me his music was amazing today. This leads me to believe it is terrible.

Right, but it has changed over the years. I don’t care for Rap/Hip-Hop nowadays. I don’t care for Drake, Feddi Wap(?), Wiz Kaleefa, etc. I’m more of a Wu Tang, Mos Def, Talib Kwali type.

Drake dissing Meek Mill was a child’s play. Fuck drake. He’s an impostor. “Started from the bottom now we’re here”? Fuck that kid never knew the streets.

And Kendrick Lamar murdered all these fake ass rappers in Control Verse

Eh, he’s your typical “I’ve got a dozen producers on my albums!” kinda artist. Didn’t even bother to see how many writers he’s got.