SnapChat (the company) had nothing to do with that idiot’s decision-making abilities. What is this world coming to?

The law firm might as well sue Mercedes-Benz making a car that can reach over 100 mph and sue the government for letting Mercedes for making such cars. \ sarcasm.

I think they look like a flight attendant or cruise ship worker from the 80s.

he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump

Wait till you hear her music.

The car that killed Paul Walker is nothing to be trifled with.

It’s really amazing how easy it is to make an Escalade look even cheaper and tackier.

Vs

Take Kanye and the Kardashians as bird dogs.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Can’t fit in the Fiesta? Maybe it’s time to cut out the DQ

Keep in mind this information is all from the FOURTH largest firm involved in offshore tax shelters etc. It’s possible that the biggest crooks in the U.S. and the Western world do their business with one of the higher-tiered pseudeo-criminal law firms

Is there a reason we haven’t seen US names (yet)?

Although that’s possible, I do think it’s unlikely. Craig does do a good job identifying the conflicts of interest though:

I really don’t understand sitting to wipe. Do you really want to stick your hand in the toilet bowl? Most are not cleaned very often (most people just pour some of that blue shit in the toilet and call it a day) and people probably pee all over the undersides of the seat. No thanks, I’ll stand and wipe like a real…

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Marcus Camby has averaged over 13ppg ONE time in his career and that was in 1998. Amd Amare wasn’t a center. Are we watching the same league?

The best center of his time? He was good but Shaq, Ewing, Mutumbo, Wallace, Mourning, Howard...

Just a reminder, Vince Carter once jumped over a 7 footer.

There is absolutely no resemblance whatsoever? WTF are you looking at?