I want to say that while I find myself 100% not agreeing with how Kanye handles his journey publicly, etc, I want to acknowledge how scary these breakdowns are for the person affected, and their family and friends. My sister is bipolar, and I have seen her psychotic break 3 times. All carried elements of religion, her…

Lol.  I know it sounds like she jacked off a microphone.  I think she jacked the microphone from the pianist....

What in the hell does this even mean? “Sonja Morgan kicked out of gay bar after jacking the touching the microphone. “ 

I think I figured it out. The actress. The assistant director boyfriend. Relationship confirmed here. The producer. Allegedly.

Even though I loathe the actress - I don’t want to cause any problems for the PA. She did eventually get another film job in another department and has a pretty good ride right now.

Girl, spill that tea, who is it? I have some ideas... 

I don’t know if it was genius or stupid to post a recipe involving bananas and nuts after this, but I love it either way. 

The ironic thing here is that I sincerely agree with a couple of Heaton’s points. Yes, a woman shouldn’t be forced to choose between getting an education and having a kid and a woman shouldn’t be compelled to have an abortion simply because she cannot afford to have a child. I think that’s sad too.

I worked on a show a few years ago where one of the actresses was dating the son of one of the producers. The son was an assistant director on the show. The producer got drunk one night when the crew was hanging out in the hotel bar(we were on location) and grabbed the “basecamp” production assistant and kissed her…

Was going to say all this...

No surprise here, as Patricia Heaton is a disgusting Republican.

“Harry Styles: Rob Corddry plus Stephen Dorff, right? Is it just me?”

A host suuuuper comfortable with live performances (AND clearly delighted to be a part of it) goes a heck of a long way towards overcoming deficiencies on the pure comedy side.

this would be 2004, unfortunately

This article’s a real emotional rollercoaster.

“He’s doing a prison concert!” — That’s good!
“But only playing Jesus is King” — That’s bad!
“He’s then performing for free!” — That’s good!
“At Joel Osteen’s megachurch!” — That’s bad!
“And scalpers are selling the tickets!” -- Can I go home now?

Oh wow, thank you! I’m so flattered, this is really making me want to find a workshop or something and start writing!

She acts like I don’t even exist

Probably not, she’s such a bitch.  I hate her.

She’s got the look for it. It would be quite the Joyride. 

I wonder if my sister would like that album.