Wendy’s fries dipped in a Frosty is a classic!

FTFY.

Your account is the first I’ve heard of this practice:

…or the once-in-a-blue-moon indulgence of a dessert of Wendy’s fries dipped in a Frosty…

I think this is often why I don’t recognise her! She’s obviously a beautiful chameleon.

Also your username is the best.

Doesn’t John Stamos have a beach boy concert to weakly play guitar at somewhere?

Also, if he’s getting all his news straight from Aunt Becky, he probably is confused about what crime was committed.

i don’t understand why this is a thing. who cares.

Viewers should be grateful Halsey didn’t fucking put in ear buds. It makes me irrationally furious that Shawn (or his “people”) wrote a song that, as its main hook, requires him to gracefully cross his vocal break, of which he is incapable. The motherfucker either coincidentally steps back from the mic, sings…

Ugh.  “Kelly Clarkson successfully negotiated a schedule to allow her an appropriate work-life balance.”  There I fixed it. 

I usually dislike people who say this, but I have literally no idea what Halsey looks like. I can tell all other celebrities apart but Halsey looks completely different every time I see her. At this point you could show me a picture of Beyoncé and be like “this is Halsey” and I’d be like “oh ok sure”.

Leslie is my everything.

He’s an average-heighted glass of rice milk in a solo cup.

Halsey is a beautiful woman in her own right, but her resemblance to other celebrities changes based on what expression she’s making. It’s remarkable. 

Jost is, in fact, a tall glass of of room-temp almond milk...in a dirty glass.

Colour is always great - I dig the neon. Glad they’re being themselves.

Neon roots look fun! 

That’s why he’s “good husband” and not “brave boy”

We’ve finally found a Redditor that believes women should be allowed to play sports, so that’s a good start.

Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him.