I, for one, welcome our fabulous new extraterrestrial gay overlords.

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story:

Maybe they want to bring back the physical buttons

On tonight’s program: a lawyer sits in a chair, a man yells about a wall, and we have to find a new test track

The day the F-35 becomes any kind of great at all is when they manage to successfully change into Gerwalk and Battroid mode. And rename it the Valkyrie VF-1S.

As funny as his reaction is, I don’t get why people honestly hate proximity keys. It’s not that hard to just put the key in the cupholder or ashtray when you get in the car if you really don’t want to keep it in your pocket or if you’re really so incapable of keeping track of something while sitting still in a seat.…

Or given the demographics of SSR drivers, they thought they were driving into the Country Kitchen Buffet.

This is a reasonable, rational response. Start pillaging, people. Only the strong survive. If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. Aim for the groin. Etc.

Not trying to scare anyone, but tell your kids you love them because this is the end of all things.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Their Ferrari Testarossa replica is pathetic.

Like the Ford Crown Victoria which was made in the American state of Ontario.

Yeah, it looks weird. I like it.

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

They weren’t breaking new ground here, as a simple trip to Canada would have demonstrated.

The buttons.