This would be fun

A car that rusts after 5 years isn't an "honest" car.

More importantly, SEPARATE bulbs for turn signals. Enough of the "one bulb for both brake and turn signals" bullcrap.

Some more GIFs from our own Raphael Orlove:

Um... getting to your destination and realizing the e-brake has been on the entire time? That's not just me right? Other people have done that?

Can I just point out that the units here are in megaseconds. But, then again, the s shouldn't be capitalized either. They must mean multiple sclerosis.

Really?

Never thought I'd be able to post this here....

Those shorts are pretty damn magical.

The 225i actually sounds intriguing.

Pretty sure my penis doesn't look like that. I mean, the size is right, but the shape is all wrong.

I want to live in a world with no Biebers.

Top of the line in utility sports

The car was last seen in proximity of Sunnyvale Trailer Park and three suspicious white males near the vehicle.

What Photoshop says it looks like:

Turn your goddamn brights off!