I heard that Donald Trump gives the best blowjobs. Many people are saying this. Too bad you won’t be hearing this from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

You loudly proclaim in the headline that the car is ugly, then say nothing about why.  Clickbait, ahoy?

Is it even an MG at this point? 

Holy shit. Its the first time I’ve heard of anyone in this admin not deciding to be totally shitty.

Show us where the bad amber turn signal touched you. You must have Stockholm syndrome, as your avatar is amber colored.

Kinja name checks out.

We’ll all miss Sister Sarah’s bright and cheerful disposition and her respect for a free press in a vibrant democracy.

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

For historical accuracy, he has been pissing off Americans before he became POTUS.

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

The fact that Devin fucking Nunes hasn’t been run off the planet by hoards with pitchforks and torches displeases me.

How much longer until we can formally charge Dump with treason already? I cannot believe every single person already in the dragnet is either so loyal, so stupid, or so lacking in self respect and/or preservation that they won’t just say yeah, he’s dirty and here’s the papers on it.

Pictures of Stephen Miller will never not cause a full body shiver. Dude is that creepy.    

Trump’s “team” accusing Obama and his Justice Department of shifty research is pretty funny. Trump’s people don’t even know the laws they should attempt not to break. Obama’s people not only didn’t break any laws, they didn’t even get close to the area that might be called bending the law.

Or just regular people who like entry lux without the German headache. It is what it is, and it does it very well.

If seizing assets went through the courts, the due process would satisfy the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

Asset forfeiture is a scandal and a travesty. If conducted at all it should be court-approved and paid into the state like taxes, not used as an individual sheriff’s personal or departmental slush fund.

I'll be Holden onto my cash, mate.

It just cannot be said enough that these people are just so fucking stupid. The whole administration is a complete act of idiocy from the little things (e.g. accidentally turning off the lights) to the bigly important things (e.g. throwing the USA under the bus while gargling Putin’s balls). If Obama had committed…