Remember when Jalopnik was a fun, upbeat, enthusiast site where you came just to revel in cool car stuff?

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

Hates pollution, causes traffic jam to tell everyone.

It’s a shame those good looks didn’t continue at other angles.

This is literally just a wedge. Nothing more. There is zero style. Three-year old me could have drawn up something better. But someone would have come along and said “Maybe go back to the drawing board on this one”. Clearly no such guiding influence was behind the creator of the hideousness you have put before us.

And once an AI can make that distinction, throw this image at it and watch it spiral into a loop of infinite despair.

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

Except the Mustang actually looks cohesive.

Yeahhhhhhh...

Also it wasn’t casual. Dude frantically broke his hand on a hard car window instead of simply calling 911 and giving the details and direction last seen heading.

That didn’t look casual to me...

how does it drive after you go blind from looking at it?

Is there like, a reverse body kit? Can I un-rice this vehicle?

That is quite a smart mustang.

The Brat’s in the Cradle

That car does not have appeared to age well. Some cars look fantastic 50 years after they came out. This one looks decidedly less fantastic. It just looks so dated and the proportions look way off. It’s a bit of a mess. For less money I’d go for a Lamborghini or Ferrari of the same era. Hell a Porsche even.

Remember when we had a President who could actually speak in public and wasn’t a badly-done production of The Emperor Wears No Clothes?

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Why did you get a British accent while writing about a German car?