Infectious diseases and plagues don’t give one whit about your wall or your “travel restrictions” you knuckle-dragger.

trump administration to the world, on the daily:

I have to say, the Q60 is a really nice looking coupe.

I’ll see your 1.2 V8 and raise you a 1.5 V16...... with a centrifugal supercharger...... built in the 1950s.

better:

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

Same. Would love to hear this car carve up a road circuit. I can tell the engine sounds great, but feathering and bouncing off limiters doesn’t do it for me, especially with a V12. The V12 wail begs for long climbs to the redline up a straight, preferably in a valley or tunnel.

Do it, Trumpty Dump! DOOOOO IIIIIIT! Who’s this Mueller guy think he is, anyway, coming at a very smart and stable genius like you? You can talk your way out of this, no problem! You have the best words, everyone knows that! You just gotta stop listening to the haters and losers who are telling you to avoid him. So…

That reminds me of a funny thing about cows. Now a lot of people don’t know this, but cow’s aren’t actually purple. Actually, a lot of experts will tell you that milk comes from cows, and maybe they’re right, but have you actually ever seen them get the milk out? It’s disgusting (if milk really does come from cows,…

Thankfully, the driver was uninjured

“Thankfully, the driver was uninjured,”

He’s not technically in jail yet.

People, it’s OK to say that Star Wars sucks.

He certainly gave a gift to Michael Avenatti this morning.

Ok, whew, for a bit there I had thought Trump might have nominated someone at least semi-competent to run one of the Departments in the government. Glad to see he’s still batting a 100% on promoting terrible people.

This is the only requirement to work for the Trump administration:

I’ll bet Ronnie helped Fuckface Von Clownstick on the “brain test” too.

This is exactly what’s happening to Trump right now, if Trump had just stayed in New York and not brought his clown show to DC all the shady shit he’s done would have remained hidden and some of it wouldn’t have even been illegal. Now ‘ol Ronny is feeling it - he was cruising along in his cushy gig but now the…

Any qualified applicant will have numerous arguments against their confirmation. Trump’s unqualified applicants have so many against them it is astounding.

Thanks for beating the odds and keeping to the right. Too many with your mindset on traffic enforcement don’t share the same courtesy.