“and for his beautiful young daughters, whom I might date in 10 years, assuming they like Mario Kart.”

Nope, nope, nope. Despite all the bad things Bush did, he NEVER damaged democracy the way Trump has. It will take decades, and lots of luck, to restore public confidence in our system and our government, including the fourth estate.

Truly, fuck all the women who are ready to pony out the ‘well, he didn’t do it to me, so he couldn’t have done it to her’ defense.

Remember the halcyon days when you used to be able to go online and not wonder if you were going to find articles about former porn stars describing the president’s penis?

He also has journalistic chops that he has honed for decades. Anyone in the 32-38 year old demographic may remember that he was on the teen-centered news show, Channel 1, that was syndicated throughout the US. The dude was doing live reports from Bosnia in the early 90s fresh out of college.

Both announcements coming on the same day, suggesting Nunes is still coordinating with the White House, in breach of his oversight duties.

Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

Let's see one party called the cops and stayed to file a report (Arnold) the other fled the scene before the cops arrived (Burnett)- unless Mark had some outstanding warrants I know who I believe and it's not the dude who went home to get touched by an angel. 

She and her husband aided and abetted Trump’s rise to the presidency. They’re fuckwits and should never be referred to as America’s sweetheart.

Tom Arnold brawling with people I’ve never heard of is the kind of no-stakes drama we need to get back to in this country.

Biebs looks like a walking armpit. 

You forgot Dan Cortese

There are so many romance tropes in this relationship.

He was Wheelchair Jimmy.  Nothing street about that!!

The really nice thing about the deal is that it include a civil forfeiture of some $20M, which can’t be reversed by, oh, say, a Presidential pardon...

Yes. That CNN article was from last night. This morning he pleaded guilty to everything (officially two conspiracy counts, but he had to allocute to 38 crimes that were roped into those two)

Counterpoint:  Gretchen Wilson hasn’t been a celebrity for a decade.

I literally cannot think of anything less sexy than watching some Spencer Pratt look-a-like virgin try to fuck for the first time.  I’m really trying, and I just can’t. 

A guy who has been holding on to his virginity for 26 years and wants to lose it to some girl on a reality TV show is not a guy who it’s worth sleeping with.