Clearly the suit of a Muslim double agent who wants to take away every American’s right to gun ownership. Worst. President. Ever.

BUT JUST LOOK AT THIS SUIT! LOOK AT IT!

Just tell them what is expected of you. Then tell them that you ask ALL of your clients if they want this because some don’t?

Thats when you put your hand all the way up your girls ass to the elbow and work it so she moves her mouth like a muppet. You haven’t tried it before, prudes around here jeez.

Fox Sports just released their response: Guy #1 has been promoted to Chairman and CEO of Fox News.

If it’s true, congrats! May it bring more joy into the world.

If so, further speculation suggests it may in actual fact be the 8th grade NPH himself.......................

SAME...I read plays all the time, but for some reason I haven’t been able to get into this one? Maybe it’s because so much of what I liked/found comforting about the Harry Potter books wasn’t the dialogue but the descriptions? I want to give it a go because I probably won’t be heading to NYC for this, although I’m…

Same! I’d like to see the play, but I can’t seem on psych myself up to read a Harry Potter novel not actually written by JKR. If I wanted to read fan fiction, I probably wouldn’t choose one written about Harry’s kids.

It would have been such a better year if none of us knew about MSD, if those kids had only ever been on stage at their school at this point in their lives, and if that drama teacher had only ever had to figure out how to deal with her costume closet, not keeping students alive in a closet.

Where is Thumbkin?

i must know where this gif came from, please.

jfc, he is an insufferable embarrassment.

I think it’s time to close up shop on this whole American experiment here. It’s a failure. Seriously. Obama was the peak human, the best person this market-based, often cruel and unfair thing could create - but Trump is the real deal, this is what we make. Obama felt like, “wow, this thing, unexpectedly, might…

I love that it has taken the commentariat this long to acknowledge that HamNo is a trash writer with trash opinions. The fact that he hasn’t been poached from Gawker/Gizmodo/whatever-media-company-this-is-now for this long should be the first glaring clue to that fact. Any writer worth a damn is gone from here in…

No he is not, he is a Big Boy, and he does NOT need a nap and he does NOT want a nap and YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM TAKE A NAP!

Well now we know what happens when Prez Dotard doesn’t get his “Executive Time”

Hello! It’s, me...The Donald. You’re probably wondering how did I get here.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

What the fuck is this? First of all, after the absolute destruction Monique Judge put to Hamilton over that bullshit article, one which he apparently hasn’t recovered from, I’d avoid even inching down the road that Obama’s not performing up to your silly expectations. Do you want to go two and a half weeks without an…