Insta grams 🤤 Yes, please!

They are “slow walking” all of my nominations - hundreds of people. At this rate it would take 9 years for all approvals!

...Hopefully the Senate will not leave Washington until our Ambassadors, Judges and the people who make Washington work are approved. The Democrats are Obstructing the process and we need these people approved for the good of our Country!

That filed to tag was fucking inspired.

Democrats are obstructing good (hopefully great) people wanting to give up a big portion of their life to work for our Government, hence, the American People.

Giuliani representing Trump? This ought to be fun. At least they deserve each other.

Kakistocracy.

Ladies and gentlemen, the legal team has officially reached the bottom of the barrel. The new season of “Celebrity Attorney” is underway.

Looks like the unofficial portrait has already been done.

“Sarah Palin has been a customer of our brand since 2016,”

Back in my day cocaine smugglers didn’t snap the chat; they snapped your neck off. The only instant grams they were interested in were the grams and kilos that instantly put money in their pocket.

I hope you left her filled with hot, sticky ropes of liberal seed.

I have to circle back to the fact that you have to be a star for them to let you do it. If you’re a star, you can do anything. But you have to be a star.

That was Steve Buscemi, who as far as I know, is a stand-up guy despite looking like a creeper.

My on again/off again lady (currently off) expressed Trump support early on because he was “different than the rest and not as bad as Cruz.” I and her best friends shut that down right quick. Now she’s disgusted with Orange Julius.

I kid. I’m not going to tell you who to sleep with. And it’s nice to have standards.

You could just call and leave a message to ask if she’s “feeling the Bern”.

That woman is exhibit A for what happens when you sell your soul to Milhouse for $5.